Analyze That: Robert Phillips

(spoiler alert: Enchanted)

you kno how giselle suggests that robert should sing to nancy as an expression of his love for her at the beginning of the movie? and then robert tells her a little later, "i don't sing"? (in fact, he seems to have a great amount of disdain towards singing.) i never noticed this before, but he sings to giselle when they're dancing: 1:48-2:06



dreamy? yes. realistic? ... keep dreaming.

on that note, i find it minorly sad that i have to blog about fictitious men.
(actually, it's my choice, but i don't have much of one.)

Exploding Chairs

"Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes"

Jonathan: you come to work
Jonathan: plop into your chair
Jonathan: and BOOM
Jonathan: metal shards up your butt
Jonathan: and you bleed to death
Jonathan: that's a crappy day

i'll say.

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there was yet another fire alarm set off last night at 11:30 pm in my building. again...my sneaking suspicion that someone in my building has a "secret" crush on the local firefighter is growing.

Trailers

just some movies i want to see this spring. =)


the one i can relate to.


the one my inner optimist embraces and at which my outer pessimist derides.

Lex Luthor Is In The House

glad rose won the skills challenge.
sad kapono didn't win the 3-point shoot out.

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Valentine's Day

(from knock-knock.)

happy valentine's day.

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Judy: HEY
Amy: HI
Judy: guess what i'm doing this weekend
Amy: WHAT
Judy: searching for the KOREAN TACO TRUCK
Judy: AWESOME HUH?
Amy: ... how romantic
Judy: i know you're so jealous

no comment.

Supplement Survey

this is for llu students. if you don't kno what this is, disregard it.

Quotable: Asian Men

Veronica, I think when you get out in the world a little more, you'll discover that not all well-dressed, articulate, detail-oriented men are gay. Many of them are just...Asian.

Mr. Wu, Veronica Mars

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r&b medley. aj rafael.

"Congrats"

i was talking to leslie today about congratulating people who get into a relationship. ppl say it like the recipient of the compliment has just accomplished some great feat. now if we pause to think about this, is it really a compliment?

congrats! someone actually wants you!

*pause

ok, so they don't say the latter part of that message, but that's one way of looking at it. or you can interpret it as...

congrats! you can enjoy a beautiful [X period of time] with this person now!*

*which will include, but is not limited to tears of joy and pain, complaining (invariably to me), and discovering why "our" gender is superior

do i sound cynical? so in an effort to go against the grain, my remark to new couples shall henceforth be, "you have my condolences. and if you don't want my condolences, can i have yours when you start complaining to me about your S.O.?"

KIDDING. really.

maybe.

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Let's hop a cab and split it
I'm kiddin'
We both going to where you livin'
HA!

Green Light, John Legend ft. Andre 3000

Bad Boys, Bad Boys

"what you gonna do when they come for you?"

define "bad"...

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my life is an emergency.



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