Quotable: Stop Signs

my mom was telling me and my dad about how she got a bunch of driving tickets.

Mom: now i always make sure i STOP at the stop signs and check for police.

i'm sure that's why stop signs were made, mom.

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Amy: dad, do you feel old?
Dad: yeah.
Amy: me too.
Dad: WHAT?! i'm going to kill you!
Amy: O.O ... did you just say you're going to kill me?!!
Dad: YES. you make ME feel old. if you think you're old, that makes me old old old OLD...

O.O