Monday, April 28, 2008

Quotable: Isn't It Romantic?

age old question: can a girl initiate a relationship? and some tips for guys on what NOT to do with your gf...

Amy: maybe...the limiting factor/party should initiate
Amy: *shrug i just don't kno how you determine that
Judy: what is the limiting factor?
Amy: well...say...jack likes jill
Amy: and jack kinda drops some hints
Amy: but jill's not feeling the same way...or she's not ready
Amy: so jack goes back to being the good guy friend
Amy: but if jill ends up liking jack...she should VERBALLY say something
Amy: she's the limiting factor
Judy: or she could just show interest
Judy: until the moment of passion
Judy: and then you don't even have to say anything!
Amy: ...i never noticed, but you're quite the romantic judy...
Judy: i'm romantic
Judy: ivan is too
Amy: i can't imagine
Judy: i hate it when he ruins our moments
Judy: by telling me i'm dumb or annoying
Judy: like when i ask him IF HE'S SO GLAD WE'RE TOGETHER
Judy: he just tells me i'm dumb
Judy: and then i'll tell him we need couples therapy
Judy: and he'll tell me to get a life

how romantic.

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Isn't it romantic?
Music in the night, a dream that can be heard

Isn't It Romantic?
Mel Torme

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p.s. caveat:

Nancy: i'm not sure how i feel about your "limiting factor" theory
Nancy: what if they both don't know what's going on?
Nancy: in a situation of mutual cluelessness
Amy: then THAT SUCKS

ok. so it's not foolproof. in the case of "mutual cluelessness," one of them's got to SUCK IT UP and take a risk.

life's a gamble.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

The Rainbow Connection

Why are there so many songs about rainbows
And what's on the other side
Rainbows are visions but only illusions
And rainbows have nothing to hide
So we've been told and some choose to believe it
I know they're wrong, wait and see

Someday we'll find it
The rainbow connection
The lovers, the dreamers and me

Who said that ev'ry wish would be heard and answered
When wished on the morning star
Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it
Look what it's done so far
What's so amazing that keeps us star-gazing
And what do we think we might see

Someday we'll find it
The rainbow connection
The lovers, the dreamers and me

All of us under its spell
We know that it's probably magic

Have you been half-asleep and have you heard voices
I've heard them calling my name
Is this the sweet sound that calls the young sailors
The voice might be one and the same
I've heard it too many times to ignore it
It's something that I'm s'posed to be

Someday we'll find it
The rainbow connection
The lovers, the dreamers and me


The Rainbow Connection, Kermit the Frog

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Amy: jon's so dumb
Judy: tell me something i don't know

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Judy:
so you know that time we were on the freeway and we saw
gangsters
Judy: so i locked the doors?
Amy: yea
Judy: i can't do that in the prius
Judy: because when i have my key inside
Judy: it doesn't lock my door
Judy: it locks the passenger doors but not mine
Amy: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Judy: OMG
Judy: next time i'll die
Judy: and you'll have a chance to run away
Amy: ...not if my door is locked...
Judy: o yeah. great. we're both dead.
Judy: good one prius
Judy: way to think about gangsters

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Top 10: "Diamonds"

diamonds aren't really a girl's best friend.
  1. epilator
  2. iPod
  3. bareMinerals
  4. massages
  5. Neutrogena
  6. Sabrina
  7. walnuts
  8. my family
  9. my friends
  10. my God
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And this ain't goin' end up
Like that Casablanca movie...No

Love Story,
Mariah Carey

what story?

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

That's How You Know

i LOVE this clip. =)

Quotable: Genetic Mishap

Jon: you know, francis chan is my cousin
Amy: ...not the same one, right?
Jon: the one on your blog
Amy: NO WAY
Amy: LIAR
Jon: haha yes way!
Amy: noooooo
Jon: you sound disappointed
Amy: but he's so cool!
Amy: you're opposites!
Jon:
what do you mean we're opposites??
Amy: he seems to enjoy life
Jon: i don't?
Amy: doesn't seem like it
Jon: man, that sucks
Amy: ok...saying "that sucks" isn't helping your cause
Jon: that's GREAT

look for The Greatest Things in Life are Accidents under "get a sermon." awesome.

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He who has a
why to live for can bear almost any how.

Nietzche

Monday, April 14, 2008

Quotable: One Big Blob

Amy: i'm going to die
Judy: omg
Judy: stop sounding like jon
Amy: jon tells me to stop sounding like you
Amy: you tell me to stop sounding like jon
Judy: jon tells me to stop sounding like you
Judy: OMG
Judy: WE'RE ALL BECOMING ONE BIG BLOB OF A PERSON

"rats."

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Caterpillar

francis chan is awesome.

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All princes start as frogs
And all gentlemen as dogs
Just wait till it's plain to see
What we're growing up to be
'Cause some frogs will still be frogs
And some dogs will still be dogs

Princes and Frogs, Superchic[k]

Thursday, April 10, 2008

UC Men's Octet - Let's Stay Together

*MELTING

if the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, the way to my heart is through my ears.

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p.s.

i just realized that doesn't work too well. there are...like, EIGHT (not 10, i stand corrected) of them. i only really want one. i don't think one guy can sound like that. dang it.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Agnostic?

talking about guys on their wedding day.

As you're standing there watching this woman walk down the aisle towards you, you're telling God, "Get me out of this!" And I don't care if you're agnostic, you will still hear God say, "Too late."

Tony Campolo

Saturday, April 5, 2008

Lambo


2007 Lamoborghini Gallardo Supperleggera

i never noticed, but on certain models of lamborghinis, the engine is in plain view.
that's pretty cool.

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I shall never forget how I awoke from the deep sleep of exhaustion on my second night in Auschwitz -- roused by music...a violin sang a desperately sad tango...The violin wept and a part of me wept with it, but on that same day someone had a twenty-fourth birthday. That someone...completely out of reach...was my wife.

Man's Search For Meaning,
Viktor E. Frankl

some people say that's why we have the term "heartstrings;" stringed instruments have the greatest effect on emotions.