Quotable: Stop Signs

my mom was telling me and my dad about how she got a bunch of driving tickets.

Mom: now i always make sure i STOP at the stop signs and check for police.

i'm sure that's why stop signs were made, mom.

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Amy: dad, do you feel old?
Dad: yeah.
Amy: me too.
Dad: WHAT?! i'm going to kill you!
Amy: O.O ... did you just say you're going to kill me?!!
Dad: YES. you make ME feel old. if you think you're old, that makes me old old old OLD...

O.O

Dance, Dance

i'm not sure where i got the idea, but one day i told my mom i wanted to learn chinese dance -- the one with the sleeves.
















doesn't it look cool? ... ok, it might not look so cool when you put me in there instead of zhang ziyi. in fact, it could be downright dangerous/embarassing. i'd probably end up getting tangled up in the sleeves before i get 10 steps into the dance.

but that's irrelevant, because i've decided that chinese sword dancing is awesomer.






















i'm still trying to figure out if it's more or less dangerous than dancing with really long sleeves though... my dad suggested i try wooden blocks instead of swords. however, i have a feeling that will look a lot less awesome.

Puppies!

i want a puppy. really badly. *pout.

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chesapeake bay retriever/rottweiler mix














boxer/shepherd mix

























shepherd/collie mix.
(that toy is really something...)


my birthday is coming up...

(kidding. i can't have a dog until i get a house. *sigh.)